Curse

IAmFlip · Jun 27, 2010, 04:29 AM // 04:29

Alright so, we've all been victims of bad translations right?

So this site translates something 10, 30, or 56 times, into different languages from the previous language

AKA English>Russian>German>Afrikaans etc etc. It turns out this is what happens.

http://funnytranslator.com/translation/

Post your results here or on the site:

"I hate you so much">>>>>"Anger"

"Ace Combat Skies is a fun happy place to play."

...56 translations later we get:

"Conditioning, shower, play better."

"The mustached man is evil because he likes to twirl his mustache way too much."

...56 translations later we get:

"It is very important to many parents."

I pwnd U · Jun 27, 2010, 04:43 AM // 04:43

"Long john silver got lost in black beards beard"

...56 translations later we get:

"Rongujonshiruba. Do not forget that the black areas."

lol wtf?

"I like scotch."

...56 translations later we get:

"Zion plant."

ZenRgy · Jun 27, 2010, 05:20 AM // 05:20

Original text:

"Today as I walk down the road I will molest and murder every living creature I come across. I'm talking cats, ants, moles. It doesn't matter what it is - I will f*** until I redefine the word f*** in the dictionary."

...56 translations later we get:

"Crafts heritage of life force, but the cat to find the hot New projects."

Lord Sojar · Jun 27, 2010, 06:03 AM // 06:03

Original
I will consume mass quantities of chicken and shove ham sandwiches into my navel!

56 translations later
The depth of my meat and cheese Consumption!

MrGuildBoi · Jun 27, 2010, 06:46 AM // 06:46

Original text:

"guild wars"

...56 translations later we get:

"Sharpshooter"

MrGuildBoi · Jun 27, 2010, 06:47 AM // 06:47

Original text:

"get on call of duty so we can go one on one"

...56 translations later we get:

"Contact 1000000000 lending activity."

**cosyfiep** · Jun 27, 2010, 07:35 AM // 07:35

I like to eat cookies....

I lost count but

This d' Comma Bibrûles istiodromias the thing that is happy

Huh?

McMullen · Jun 27, 2010, 11:25 AM // 11:25

"The gentleman with the epic beard is strong."

...56 translations later we get:

"Instant"

Makes sense.

fenix · Jun 27, 2010, 12:36 PM // 12:36

Before;

When a man lies, he murders some part of the world. These are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives. All this I cannot bear to witness any longer. Cannot the kingdom of salvation take me home?

After;

All Creem Lithuania partner countries die to defend their property rights.

Uh....

snodaard · Jun 27, 2010, 12:38 PM // 12:38

Original text:

"I love apple pie "

...56 translations later we get:

"Apple soup with ham Complaining."

this is epic

ohh let's translate that!

Original text:

"this is epic"

...56 translations later we get:

"Buy"

okay lol

Kumu Honua · Jun 27, 2010, 12:53 PM // 12:53

Original text:

"Incest is best so put your sister to the test." (Was discussing animation and the unhealthy fixation on brother/sister love...)

...56 translations later we get:

"Redusing food protest"

JCakaMindless · Jun 27, 2010, 02:24 PM // 14:24

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

...56 translations later we get:

"? Tshakkvddotshakkvddotshakkutshakku though."

exactly my point! duh!

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Original text:

"give me fuel, give me fire"

...56 translations later we get:

"Mexico, strange world"

William C Wallace · Jun 27, 2010, 03:05 PM // 15:05

Original Text:

"Vacuum Cleaners steal all my globes before I go to the Grocery Store."

...56 Translations later we get:

"Only those drugs and theft."

Snograt · Jun 27, 2010, 08:00 PM // 20:00

My usual translator test passage:

T'was brillig and the slythy toves did gyre and gimbal in the wabe; all mimsy were the borogroves and the mome raths outgrabe

Which begets:

T'vas smile pretty, cream walls, see the discussion of addiction and drug abuse and type Tennis Garden

Neo Nugget · Jun 27, 2010, 08:09 PM // 20:09

"I really wanna try some of that chocolate ice cream cake."

56 later......

"When butter and chocolate."

Errrr.....

I pwnd U · Jun 27, 2010, 08:40 PM // 20:40

Original text:

"By Merlin's beard"

...56 translations later we get:

"Brad marugame."

lol Wut?

Rocky Raccoon · Jun 27, 2010, 08:49 PM // 20:49

Original: "All those in the know hang out in Off Topic & Absurd."

30 Translations: "We do not know."

DeVerseBakker · Jun 27, 2010, 08:53 PM // 20:53

Original: "Funny Translator"

...56 translations later we get:

"The level of translation."

Srsly!

MrGuildBoi · Jun 27, 2010, 09:02 PM // 21:02

Original text:

"you failed hard"

...56 translations later we get:

"Seriously"

Del · Jun 27, 2010, 09:32 PM // 21:32

violence for inner peace, bombing for therapy, terror is everything you need.

56 translations later

"Syokratsh world like an act of violence."